Mr FF was out with his walking group yesterday. He told me such a fib when he got home. Firstly he said that he saw Santa get off a bus which obviously wasn't true because we all know that Santa travels on a sleigh drawn by reindeer. He then said that Santa had a fag before selling the Big Issue outside the Co-op, which again can't be true because at this time of year Santa is beyond busy supervising his elves as they finish and pack gifts.
Mr FF better watch out or his stocking will be empty on Christmas morning, in fact it probably will be as I haven't been out for ages to trawl round for the usual £5 worth of interesting and unusual gifts - I mean Santa hasn't had time.
They have a Borat Mankini in Primark for £5 - is that unusual enough?
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Tsk tsk tsk, doesn't Mr FF know anything at all?! It must have been an imposter, as Santa's far too busy to be standing idly on the streets. Here's hoping you manage to find a fiver's worth of interesting goodies for him. You must let us know how you get on!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Santa will manage to treat Mr FF kindly. Happy shopping Santa. Ros
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ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Christmas and I look forward to continuing to follow your blog in 2011.
Actually, Mr FF's sighting fits with ours. We spotted Santa at the Christmas market in Krakow and he looked like he should be on some register. So much for the "jolly old elf".
ReplyDeletehahaha... sooo funny, Jenny! He must have been seeing thing, Sant'a surely too busy to be hanging round shops & such. ;o) Let us know what interesting you find for £5! Diane's idea of a Mankini titillates... woo-hoo...hehe... Happy Days as you make ready for Christmas ((HUGS))
ReplyDeleteWishing you happy holidays from a snowy Venice..yes, the snow has reached us right now :(
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"Primark has a sudden rush on Borat Mankinis......."....:O)))))))))))))). Have a wonderful Christmas.
ReplyDeleteWell I must beg to differ with you all.......for the past week Santa has been chilling here at my house in my fave rocking chair, helping me knit socks and the odd mitten, I'm paying him in carrots........carrot shortage in the North Pole........and my god thoses reindeers can eat...
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florrie x
Ah that Mr FF and his tall tale telling! He'd better watch out, and he'd better not pout when his stocking is empty on Christmas morn!
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Brenda