Born in and now returned to Yorkshire from Scotland, spending summers in Italy. I knit socks but prefer to wear flip flops
Tuesday, 31 October 2023
Trouble at Mill once more
Wednesday, 18 October 2023
My kind of autumn
Until a few days ago temperatures were still in the mid 20s and skies were blue. Then we had a much needed day of rain. Now we are in the mid teens, it’s still lovely sunny flip flop weather but a short sleeved t shirt is required rather than a strapy vest. I’ve worked a lot in the garden, I am happy with how it looks after being neglected all summer.
It’s almost olive time, mills in the valley have opened for business but so far we haven’t heard any pickers around us. As the fruit turns black it becomes much more apparent what sort of crop we have, I’d say not great but not too bad this year, time will tell.
Happy days of calm, filthy feet and knitting, yes I am going to wash them now.Sunday, 8 October 2023
An orange is the only fruit
When we bought this house 20 years ago the garden wasn’t great and of course I had no idea what plants there were. I’ve nurtured them all with compost from the heap we started, occasionally organic fertiliser and no chemicals at all.
In particular outside the kitchen door, in an area where I now grow herbs, there was a stick about 12” high with few leaves, I initially thought it might be a bay. Over the years as it improved I realised it was a citrus, I assumed a lemon. It grew tall, it’s now about 8 feet high, healthy if not well shaped and I’ve never seen it flower. I often empty the teapot onto its roots, Yorkshire tea must work wonders because when we returned this time I spotted a small fruit and it’s an orange. Makes we so happy even though I won’t be here to see it ripen.
Tuesday, 3 October 2023
An uphill race that was all down hill
We decided to support the event even without celebrities and Saturday afternoon wandered down to the village to be in place for the 2 pm start. Oddly there was no one else in the street, we chose a position where the road forked between the village centre and the climb out and up. After a while the first motorbike arrived, actually a scooter, with a red flag attached to the rear. The driver stopped to ask us which way to go.
The riders as in the major tours were set off at intervals, some with a scooter accompanying them some not. Most of them asked us for directions, clearly the A4 size direction posters were not apparent or well located. We decided to take charge, MrFF who deserved a high viz jacket stood blocking the route into the village centre and pointing the right way while I provided the applause with shouts of bravo and allez allez allez. The riders were so appreciative, I didn’t want them to waste their breath shouting grazie but they did.
The roads weren’t closed for the race, it was worrying when an elderly couple drove up and started manoeuvring their car into a parking space outside the minimarket, again MrFF took control. It was even more worrying when the race director, he had an A4 sheet of paper stuck in the back window of his car confirming who he was and was wearing a suitably sporty t shirt. We assumed he knew the route, it was a choice of two and he was supposedly the man in charge. First he tried to drive into the village centre then came back to ask us the way. I felt real despair. He decided to park outside the minimarket then to reverse out again just as a rider was passing, I think he understood our shouts of stop and I hope he realised from our scowls that we thought he was useless.
Another spectator arrived, increasing the crowd by 50% but only to tell us all the riders had passed, so that was it. I am sure the guys got a good ride out but really it was a disgrace of the usual standard.
There was very little reporting, just a few badly taken photographs on the village Facebook page, mostly of local dignitaries and the village beauty queen. I have no idea who won or in what time, I expect because of the staggered start the man with the watch is having difficulty with the calculations. It was all so very Italian.
Thursday, 28 September 2023
The journey
Now that the house is dorrised and everything unpacked though not necessarily into the right location, I thought I’d tell you a little about our journey from Yorkshire to Lazio.
We left at 4.30 on Saturday morning and had a fast smooth journey to Dover. We were fortunate to be allowed onto an earlier ferry, the port was surprisingly busy. We boarded and queued for coffee and pastries, of mediocre quality. There was an inaudible announcement and we didn’t depart as expected. After about 15 minutes delay we noticed armed French police walking round, about half a dozen of them with automatic weapons their fingers on the triggers. This went on for a while before we finally set sail, I hoped they had stayed on board in case there was an incident. When we disembarked three of the police we’re waiting as we drove off the ferry, goodness knows what they were looking for or maybe it was just an exercise but it didn’t make for a relaxing crossing.
However we were still earlier arriving in Calais than we’d expected and not under such pressure to get to our first over night in the champagne region. We stopped in one of the nice picnic areas for a snack and arrived at the little town where we had a booking around 6. And we were of course staying in an old folks home, I kid you not. MrFF had found accommodation in a complex of apartments for the independent elderly that also lets some of them for visitors or holiday makers. It was amazing. I’ll show you below but we got a very spacious one bedroom apartment with a well equipped kitchen, balcony, there was also a small pool, sauna, outside space with great landscaping and nice furniture, secure parking, a restaurant and a bar (that closed at 8 pm), even bathrobes and slippers which we didn’t use both to save the environment but also because we paid only about £75. The staff and the residents we met were all friendly and helpful, the old folks as we called them forgetting that we may be older, we’re elegant and sprightly, we really enjoyed our stay.
We slept well and set off on our second days travel, this time to the nice hotel in Aosta where we have already stayed twice this year. We passed into Italy at the top of the San Bernard pass and coasted down to our hotel. We had a different room, this time with both a mountain view and a balcony, we slept with the curtains open admiring the lights across the valley.The third day of our journey is always the worst, I dread it. We join the autostrada almost immediately and stay on it all day. Traffic is always heavy and often manic, we got held up around Genoa queueing in tunnels which I hate and stopping at busy and expensive services though fortunately we still had some picnic food that kept us going. When we came to the exit and pay station our ticket collected at the start of the day wouldn’t work, we and the cars behind us all had to reverse from the booth so that we could find help. We paid almost 73 euros for our day on the autostrada, collected a few essentials and arrived at our house around 7 pm. Grigio was here waiting on the terrace, delighted to see us as we were to see her.
The house was as ever full of dust and dead insects, I ignored all that and cooked us some quick pasta after a brief tour of the garden, which wasn’t as bad as I expected given it hadn’t been watered during one of the hottest summers for years.
It takes a few days to recover from such a long drive, we both seem to suffer from a type of motion sickness where we feel we are still moving when we are not. It takes a few days to get the house and garden back in order, to remember where things are and to feel at home. The weather has been lovely and we’ve made time to sit and rest. We have Grigio and are waiting for Enrico, we have hope as it took him a week to appear last time which is a bit rude when we have made such an effort to get back to him.
Tuesday, 26 September 2023
Monday, 25 September 2023
Now almost there
We are in Italy, tonight we should be at our house, phew. Photo is at the top of the San Bernard pass, MrFF cannot seem to stop driving over it.



















